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What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Tunnel of Like.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

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Tunnel of Whale Guts

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Rodeos

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The interminable!

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Slow and hurl.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Mum.... I need to poo."