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"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

hard-boiled egg...

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Tunnel of Like.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

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Riding the Rollercoaster.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Rodeos

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Janet Leigh

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The interminable!

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Slow and hurl.'