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"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

hard-boiled egg...

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Like.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

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Riding the Rollercoaster.

Rodeos

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Janet Leigh

The interminable!

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Scrambler.

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

'Slow and hurl.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."