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Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Thank you for not killing me.

Whew! That was close!

Father and His Son Go Sledging.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Teasing Hell's Angels

"Tidal wave! Everybody run!"

Skeletal Remains

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

The Victors

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Chiller Theatre

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Tallyho!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.