Thrill Rider T-Shirts

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Thank you for not killing me.

Father and His Son Go Sledging.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Teasing Hell's Angels

"Tidal wave! Everybody run!"

Skeletal Remains

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

The Victors

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Tallyho!"

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Marco ..."