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"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Tunnel of Like.

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Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Horse accidents

Scrambler.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Clown Airbags.

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Salavdor Dali.

Tea Cup Ride

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

Carousel Ponies.

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

'Hello, gorgeous!'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

Route 666

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

'Ha, who needs television!'

'Why some kookaburras no longer live in the old gum tree.'

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

Pirate Dog

"Five minutes, everybody!"

Tunnel of icebergs.

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Crawfish Pie

Penelope Rides Again

We're out every single morning sprinkling water droplets all around. Dew diligence.