Nostalgic Ride Appreciator T-Shirts

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Scrambler.

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

At the Old Bikers' Home

Tea Cup Ride

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

Route 666

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Tunnel of icebergs.

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

Clickety Clack! Clickety Clack!

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

Kickstarter

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

Rome Welcomes Lunatic Drivers!

"Well, there she goes—the 5:08 to Los Angeles. Right on time!"

'Grampa wasn't kidding when he said you'd have to pry his 49 merc from his cold dead hands.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

The first mobile phone accident.

"This is terrible... This car meant so much to me."

'We apologise for the late arrival...'