Retro Ride Lover T-Shirts

Powering the fuel-efficient..merry-go-round.

"What old school? This is my life."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

You had me at vintage.

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'I miss the great depression.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Mangle

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."