Retro Ride Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Powering the fuel-efficient..merry-go-round.

"What old school? This is my life."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

You had me at vintage.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Young Elvis

"Mine's camper."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old Book Smell

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'I miss the great depression.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Hippie Edibles Co.

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.