Classic Ride Lover Gifts

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"What old school? This is my life."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Tunnel of Like.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

William Tell

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Scrambler.

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'Slow and hurl.'

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Mum.... I need to poo."

B.B.C. Watchdog

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

At the Old Bikers' Home