Classic Motorbike Enthusiast Gifts

"Ou est le feu?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Let me look at that map...'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."