Classic Motorbike Enthusiast Gifts

"Ou est le feu?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Let me look at that map...'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."