Vintage Motorcycles Gifts

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"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Drool Marks

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

You had me at vintage.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Run from the hills!

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"It's a hybrid!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Biker At Museum

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

If this van's a rockin'...

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Parts of an automobile

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.