Vintage Motorbikes Gifts

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Drool Marks

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

You had me at vintage.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Run from the hills!

"It's a hybrid!"

A train's dining car is a diner.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Parts of an automobile

If this van's a rockin'...

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

James May

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Brighton Rocky

High Tech/Low Tech.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'