Vintage Motorbikes T-Shirts

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Drool Marks

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Run from the hills!

Parts of an automobile

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Motorist's Swear Box

Full Serve/Elf Serve

High Tech/Low Tech.

"She's family."

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.