Vintage Bike Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Cuba returns to the bicycle

You had me at vintage.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Biker family

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

The Toilet Bike.

Sons Of Recumbency

The not so easy rider...

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Tandem

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

Penny Farthing Racing Bike