Vintage Bike Enthusiasts Mugs

Cuba returns to the bicycle

You had me at vintage.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Biker family

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

The Toilet Bike.

Sons Of Recumbency

The not so easy rider...

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Tandem

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

COWS: Cow stablizers