Vintage Bikes Mugs

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"He's come out of retirement!"

Cuba returns to the bicycle

You had me at vintage.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Run from the hills!

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Parts of an automobile

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Motorist's Swear Box

Rest area - 12 mile.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Our limo's here.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

High Tech/Low Tech.

"She's family."

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.