Vintage Bike Collector Mugs

Like His Cheek.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

You had me at vintage.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

Artisanal Pottery

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."