Retro Bicycle Collector Mugs

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

You had me at vintage.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Phone Call

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Retro Kid.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

The Shape of Progress.

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Fish riding penny-farthing.

Evel Knievel 1938-2007

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

"No, 'Disco Fever' isn't a Discovery Channel medical drama video. It's part of my old 8-track tape collection that I keep in the garage. Why do you ask?"

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

'I keep the class on task through inexpensive incentives. Last week I gave out some 8-track tapes and a few wide neckties that I purchased on eBay.'

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

Men riding a penny farting.

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

The Rantoone - Inventions

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

The 'ironicycle'.

Overpriced gumball machine.

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