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Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

You had me at vintage.

Bradley Wiggins

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Keep it running."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

The Toilet Bike.

Man with handle-bar moustache has a bell on it.

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"He's come out of retirement!"

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

'He's the long shot!'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

COWS: Cow stablizers

Fish riding penny-farthing.

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

Why some folks don't want to upgrade their phones...

Daisy Bell

"Awkward..."

Men riding a penny farting.

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'

Swan Inn: No children or men in lycra

"We've joined the strike, go and hand in your bicycle cups."

The 'ironicycle'.

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The Rantoone - Inventions

Been looking at some used cars, Ernie? In the beginning there was Hyundai Genesis. Then I saw a Mitsubishi Mirage, but it disappeared before I could get a closer look. I was considering a Dodge Charger but it relocated to Los Angeles. And a Bronco was too many bucks for me. Then I found a great Ford Escape to buy. But in the morning the garage door was broken and it was gone. I think the universe is telling me to stick with my bike.

Cow and Bike Evolution