Vintage Bike Admirer T-Shirts

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Downton Abbey Road"

You had me at vintage.

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Bradley Wiggins

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

A train's dining car is a diner.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Frank Sinatra.

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve