Vintage Bike Admirer Pillows

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Downton Abbey Road"

You had me at vintage.

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Bradley Wiggins

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Centaur falls in love.

A train's dining car is a diner.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Fashion over function!"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'