Vintage Motorcycle Collector Gifts

Evel Knievel 1938-2007

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

You had me at vintage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Biker At Museum

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

The American Nightmare.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."