Motorcycle Nostalgist Gifts

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'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'