Traffic Nostalgist Gifts

Exit. I never thought I'd be sad so see so little traffic.

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903

Blacksmiths

People of low social status next 4 exits.

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"

"We need to revisit your transportation budget."

"I miss complaining about the subway."

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

"Go on... We dare you!"

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.