Railway Nostalgist Gifts

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Trainspotting.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"