Railroad Aficionado Gifts

Metro Expansion Plans.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Two train drivers bashing each other with pieces of rail track

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

'Now What?' "Now, on to Denver."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"I'd like the 'Railway Times' magazine, please."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

Switchback Playground.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'