Railroad Aficionado Gifts

Metro Expansion Plans.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Two train drivers bashing each other with pieces of rail track

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

'Now What?' "Now, on to Denver."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"I'd like the 'Railway Times' magazine, please."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

The Train to Nowhere

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Switchback Playground.