Train Aficionado Gifts

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Underground Mindfulness

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

Train ride simulator.

Trainset

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Angela Merkel caricature

Twat spotter - "Red anorak, spotty face, bald head - no I haven't got that one!"

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Dam! These high speed trains they make a mockery fo train spotting.'

'The patient who thinks he's a train,his wife has just derailed him!'

Hey guys come see, Trevors found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'And as the fat cotroller raised his flag a dozen or more asylum seekers leapt onboard Annie and Clarabel.'

'Calling this room Shunting Yard 2 is not going to get us out of paying the bedroom tax.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Jeremy Corbyn - Train Seat Controversy

S**t Creek Halt

Bloody HS2

'Did you get it's number?'

The Little Engine That Couldn't Keep His Mouth Shut

Train being driven by two men with visors

'Train 'A' leaves London at 8:15am travelling at a speed of 55mph' - 'Train 'B' leaves Edinburgh at 8:55am travelling at a speed of 45mph' - 'If you shout loudly enough at customer services for 15 minutes, what is the probability of getting...'

'Oh dear! They are not going to believe this.'

'These? They're Jimmy Choo-choos!'

'The Block System.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Station master boasting about shunting the queen

Passengers on the underground

Science Day

"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."

BLT

"Your scheme will never work! I'm the conductor."