Railway History Buff Gifts

India in Our Hearts

An officer purchasing a train ticket

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Ever Given

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

L.A. Transfer

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Trainspotting.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!