Train Historian Gifts

Trainspotters.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Ever Given

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

L.A. Transfer

Switchback Playground.

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'