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Latest Railway Marvel.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The Train to Nowhere

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

HS2 time bomb...

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

A train's dining car is a diner.

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

S**t Creek Halt

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Executive Lifestyle

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."