Railway Fanatic Gifts

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

'Did you get it's number?'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Switchback Playground.