Railway Fanatic T-Shirts

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

'Did you get it's number?'

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

S**t Creek Halt