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"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

HS2 time bomb...

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'