Railway Devotee Gifts

'Anorak anoraks'.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

A train's dining car is a diner.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

The Train to Nowhere

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

S**t Creek Halt

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer