Railway Nostalgist T-Shirts

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Trainspotting.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'