Traffic Nostalgist Mugs

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

People of low social status next 4 exits.

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903

Blacksmiths

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

"I miss complaining about the subway."

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Kickstarter

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

"Go on... We dare you!"