Retro Ride Admirer Gifts

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"What old school? This is my life."

Jarvis Cocker

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Elton John

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Geri Halliwell.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Social Struggles

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Cave Wallpaper

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"Now it's high definition!"

'I said shag carpeting.'

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Jack Johnson

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'