Retro Car Admirer Gifts

"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"He's deliciously vintage."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Convertible. Must be nice."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Mine's camper."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The American Nightmare.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Chicken Coupe.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"