Retro Vehicle Admirer Gifts

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"He's deliciously vintage."

It's great for pulling the birds!

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!