Retro Vehicle Admirer T-Shirts

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Car traffic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Puss n' scoot.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'