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'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Teddy Roosevelt

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Antiques

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'