Antique Automobile Admirer T-Shirts

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Teddy Roosevelt

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Antiques

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Mangle

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

COWS: Spare cow