Antique Automobile Admirer Mugs

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Teddy Roosevelt

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

A train's dining car is a diner.

Antiques

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Mangle

COWS: Spare cow

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...