Classic Automobile Admirer Mugs

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'