Classic Automobile Admirer Mugs

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."