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"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"What old school? This is my life."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Grandfather Clock

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Social Struggles

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Cave Wallpaper

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Internal Combustion.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"Now it's high definition!"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

At the Old Bikers' Home

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'