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Before paper and scissors were invented...

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Grandfather Clock

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Whack A Soul.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Social Struggles

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

Candy Land for Adults

Retro Kid.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"Now it's high definition!"

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'