Vintage Ride Appreciator T-Shirts

At the Old Bikers' Home

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Snapshots in Time

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

A train's dining car is a diner.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Dueling marionettes.

race car drivers.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Cash for clunkers