Vintage Ride Appreciator Gifts

At the Old Bikers' Home

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Snapshots in Time

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Internal Combustion.

'Hey, we're in style!'

Puss n' scoot.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"For my money...any care looks good."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Dueling marionettes.

race car drivers.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'