Vintage Auto Appreciator Gifts

'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Snapshots in Time

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The American Nightmare.

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

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