Vintage Auto Appreciator Pillows

'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Snapshots in Time

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

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"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."