Vintage Values Appreciator Pillows

'...I'm your substitute teacher, Mrs. Prudy 'Old School' Crenshaw.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Snapshots in Time

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'Hey, we're in style!'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Michelangelo's David

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Dueling marionettes.

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

Chadwick Boseman

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

"No school like the old school."

"You're wanted on the phone, Mum. Someone asking to speak to, the man of the house."

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop